Penelope, I know that it’s three o’clock in the morning, but I have to get this off my chest。
I can't give you any more advice on landing this other guy, can't tell you another "sexy" thing that you should do, or suggest a new set of filthy words that you should text him late at night。
As your best friend, I've reached my limit, and I can honestly say that he doesn't deserve you。
I'm not saying all of this because I'm f-cking jealous, or because he had the audacity to say that he makes more money than me。 (I still can't find his name on the Forbes 500 list, and I know damn well that he's renting that Ferrari, but that's a story for a different day。)
He's not who you think he is, and the better man has always been right in front of you。。。
You have every reason to never give me a chance since you know me better than anyone, and you agree with all the tabloids calling me "The Cocky King of New York," and the "Untamed Playboy of Manhattan。" But I honestly believe that you're better off with someone else, and I need you to see。
I'm not asking for too much。。。I just want you to break up with him, for me。